TALI DRONES ON...

This post may drone on and on. If I were you, I wouldn't read it, but it might be funny somewhere deep down. So then in that case, I would read it and then it might be funny. Just think of it as a detailed story (wait, it's boring already).

Well today I woke up and I got ready and I ate breakfast and then in the afternoon I went to a birthday party. I thought the party was going to be boring and I gave the birthday boy a present in a yellow bag. I got there and I was bored already. There were boxes of gifts and lots of Chinese food.

Boring? Is it boring?! Well it should be.

I went into the party room. Maxim, the birthday boy, did some ceremonial thing and then we went to eat. I wasn't hungry but I got ice cream. I ate it and then I got some more. The ice cream wanted me to enjoy the party and I did.

There was a magic show and the magician was really funny. He did all sorts of great tricks. One of them was putting a blue handkerchief over a box with nothing in it and he picked it up and there was something floating inside. Nothing was there. Then I had more ice cream.

Then I got hungry. I got french fries with my friend. I thought the ketchup was hot sauce for a minute because I didn't taste it. It was obvious it was ketchup because there was a sign above it screaming KETCHUP (there really wasn't a screaming sign). Then I ate some. Then the magician gave us balloons and we had sword fights with chopsticks included.

The party was okay after all, but I made it sound boring.

THE END

THE LADY IN BLACK

This past Saturday at violin school, my friends and I were playing Hide and Seek during lunch break. Usually on lunch break, I get pizza from the snack table and go sit down and eat. This Saturday, I wanted to play first.

Two of my friends were counting and four of us were hiding, but the counters didn't give us enough time to run away and hide. We said to them, "that's not fair! You didn't give us enough time to hide." sort of loudly. There was a lady with a black dress, black curly hair and black shoes that we did not know outside in the hallway. She raised her voice and said, "You can't do that, there is an orchestra! Where are your parents?". Some of us ran the other way and another one pointed her to where some of our parents were.

Fortunately she had no idea who are parents were and ended up talking to the wrong people. Unfortunately she was still looking for us. My friends and I took our binders and quickly went upstairs to our last period Musicianship Theory Class. There were two students inside, but no teacher. We went to the office to find out that our teacher was out sick! No class! We started jumping up and down.

My mom came up and found us because she wanted to make sure I was in my class. I told her there was no class and so she brought us to the auditorium to see the visiting orchestra. After a few songs, the stage door opened and out came the LADY IN BLACK!!! It turns out she was a singer with the orchestra. We all ducked down and begged my Mom to leave. We kept on pointing at her saying "there she is, the lady who yelled at us!". We were all pretty scared.

My mom shushed us and the performance finished. We left the auditorium. I was really happy that we left and she didn't find any of us and we won't have to worry about her next week.

I really didn't like her singing anyway.